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This weekend I:

1. Celebrated my mother's 54th birthday.

2. Mostly finished the rough draft for the looming conference paper of doom oh god.

3. Finished my first playthrough of Mass Effect 1.

I rocked out the Paragon path for my Pretty Lady Space Marine, naturally. Sacrificed Kaidan, because he was whiny and because I was a little unnerved by all his flirting with Pretty Lady Space Marine. I ended up not pursuing a romantic option -- I wanted Pretty Lady Space Marine to stay single-minded and steely of purpose and somewhat asexual.

It is, perhaps, telling that I named her "Atalanta."

(On the other hand, I understand the dating pool expands dramatically in the second game. Garrus! Come to me!)

Date: 2011-09-27 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Unfortunately, all Turians suffer from diphallic terata. Unless Atalanta is into that sort of thing.

Date: 2011-09-27 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I did an innocent google search for that term. Happily, I think Google SafeSearch is enabled on this computer; it saved me from many (no doubt) terrible things.

And judging from past innocent google searches that turned up smutty fanfics involving snake-men and lizard-men in every space opera ever, I think there are many men and women who are into that sort of thing. Atalanta could be one of them!

Date: 2011-09-27 02:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Who doesn't like a little shokushu goukan to spice up their lives?

Date: 2011-09-27 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...You seem awfully familiar with these terms...

Date: 2011-09-28 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I dated a Japanese woman once.

Date: 2011-09-29 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It sounds like an educational experience.


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