VIDALIA: "Guys, guys, did you know that 'Philadelphia' literally means 'brotherly love'?"
EVERYONE IN THE WORKROOM: "Yes."
ME: [only half-paying attention] "Yes, but I know Latin, dude."
EVERYONE IN THE WORKROOM: "...It's Greek, actually."
M: [loudly from the bathroom] "Ay, carajo!"
ME: "Is everything okay?"
M: "Oh, it's just that I almost accidentally used your toothbrush."
ME: "Oh, okay."
M: "But I didn't use it. But I'm just going to rinse it under the tap for a while anyway. For no reason."
REYNARD: "Hey, does your roommate still have my bedside dresser?"
ME: "Uh, maybe. I guess you want it back before you leave the country, huh?"
REYNARD: "Not necessarily. I'd be willing to sell it to your roommate outright for twenty-five dollars--"
ME: "Okay, sure."
REYNARD: "--or just give it to you for free."